Saturday, May 28, 2011

As there is almost nothing happening...

...it's probably worth mentioning that Jason Barr thinks Vincent Gallo writes his own Netflix reviews.

I think Jason Barr has too much time on his hands, but anyway...here is the piece of brilliance he came up with:

http://barrrheaven.com/2011/05/vincent-gallo-writes-his-own-netflix-reviews/

63 comments:

  1. And even IF Gallo does, what's the problem?

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  2. well, he is disgusting thats the problem

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  3. Thank you for up Mel!

    BTW, do you know this matter?
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1602472/

    I did not see it Vincent's filmography.

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  4. The point is that no one else ever has the chance to watch his movies. That's why he has to write his reviews on his own.
    Disgusting and unwashed or not. Bam.

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  5. Why do you think he's disgusting? I think he's cute enough for a 50 y o.

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  6. "Don't judge a book by its cover".

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  7. CUTE? He's cute as Freddy Krueger standing in front of your bed in the middle of the night. Cute....ha.

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  8. No one wants to read a book that is ugly from the outside.

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  9. I have talked to Gallo a few times in person one on one and I can back up and agree with the person who mentioned he is cute. And not just "for his age."

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  10. i haven't seen any book that is ugly from the outside...just from the inside.

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  11. He's become quite chubby. Emotional plumpness...?

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  12. Read ugly covered books, I mean. And there are uglier people than him.

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  13. Chubby chubby chub chub....yeah, the sardines and the good donkey milk have left their traces....fatty fatty boom boom. Let's sing the choop choop, no, the chub chub song for Vinnie! All together now....!

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  14. Who the fuck is Jason Barr? This shit doesn't even deserve a post on HIS blog.

    It's just some dink who doesn't understand how Netflix commenting works (the random screen name and no picture is the Netflix default when you don't create one, so it means nothing) speculating about someone he just wants to talk shit about (VG).

    A pile of nothing, from a nothing, amounting to nothing.

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  15. uhm why did you okay the chubby wubby song? Really? Vinnie is fat now? no way! and so what if vinnie writes his own reviews at least they are the most honest without the negative and jealous crap other people would say

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  16. Also, he is definitely not chubby...

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  17. Vincent is not fat. He's in amazing shape.

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  18. No one said fat. Just chubby. Calm down.

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  19. His boody is as soft as cotton candy.

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  20. Yeah but cotton candy in an amazing shape. Yummie!

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  21. There is a lot of bitterness here. I assume most of you are women. Can you please elaborate - WHY?

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  22. Because that's just what you evoke in women, Vincent: BITTERNESS.

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  23. [A woman asked that question]

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  24. Aren't we all a little bit Vincent?

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  25. Gallo i wanna chat with you !

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  26. Gallo i wanna have your baby !

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  27. I just want to hug him. Just one hug.

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  28. I just want to fuck him. Just one fuck.

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  29. We're the couple that doesn't touch one another. We like each other a lot, and we span time together. We just don't touch each other, all right?

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  30. Wait though, nobody answered the question. I'll assume that all the bitter posts are by one person, then. Probably someone who has a job they don't like and checks this blog while they are on the clock.

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  31. I wanna fuck him, too. But I'm afraid I'd feel forced to count his teeth meanwhile.

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  32. "Elaborate why Vincent Gallo evokes bitter feelings in women" sounds a nice topic for a school essay. Let's start a contest!

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  33. why dont we just ignore people with such negative comments. he or she must be really frustrated. i only feel pity for humans like that with such an an unhappy being! just smile :)) ...plus i know, if Vincent would read, he wouldnt care.

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  34. Has anyone had a positive sexual or physical experience with him?

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  35. Oh yes, I had.
    Best regards,
    his tapeworm

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  36. does anyone have the essay from the vincent gallo photobook he put out?

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  37. Yes I have.
    -Roger Ebert-

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  38. Ebert, you should register and then you wouldnt have to type your name?could you post it?

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  39. Has he evoked any bitter feelings in you, too, Roger?

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  40. remember that site that had anonymous claims of being romantic w/gallo

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  41. yeah, that blog. I never got to see it with info up. But there is a picture of him on a bed and I wish there was more.

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  42. How can I stop having a crush on him? It's been a few years now. I feel like this is like a drug problem. During this whole time I barely was kissed by someone once, but that is all. I guess reading this blog does not help. This is dumb. Make it end please. All suggestions are welcome.

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  43. I like typing my name, because I can it. Roger Ebert, Roger Ebert, Roger Ebert. So...? Which site are you talking about, Anonymous? Gallo and romance I thought excluded each other. But I'd like being taught better.
    Love you all - Roger

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  44. Maybe it is a drug problem...?

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  45. Anon, I remember that blog. What was weird is there was that part of it, all the "sexual encounters", but also real fan content and some Hollywood insider type info. The radio stuff he did in summer 06 was uploaded there and only there, other news and youtube stuff etc was posted there and nowhere else.

    I wish it was still around. The blog migrated to google reader and then died really fast.

    Also the pic on there now is of Vincent and his ex-gf Bethany, from an old photo set where he later crossed out her face. The same as the picture on the cover for the single of Honey Bunny. http://imgur.com/geo5k

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  46. bunch of stuff

    Jerzy Skolimowski talking shit about when they filmed Essential Killing
    http://www.viceland.com/blogs/uk-film/2011/03/25/vincent-gallo-wants-his-berries/

    Portrait by Jeff Burton that was in an art exhibit
    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ORgy5r0ZcSU/S7w6jhBPuAI/AAAAAAAAL_I/4DDEzvFzhCk/s800/Jeff+Burton-Vincent+Gallo.jpg

    He was at some Golden Globes party in January hosted by the NYT (first 7 images)
    http://www.patrickmcmullan.com/site/search.aspx?t=person&s=vincent+gallo&filter=1
    http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/01/17/fete-accompli-t-party-in-los-angeles/

    Allusion to some new movie maybe
    http://www.starfishfilms.co.uk/starfish/content/vincent-gallo-new-project

    old photo
    http://blog.exhibitiona.com/2011/05/vincent-gallo-on-2nd-avenue-in-1982/

    old picture with a new anecdote
    http://www.life.com/gallery/26912/image/87875488#index/13

    I also have some scans of an old 90s ad for Hush Puppies that he did. Can't remember if I put them here before or not.

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  47. A drone record that he played guitar on
    http://www.mimaroglumusicsales.com/artists/vincent+gallo.html

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  48. I just saw the drowning in brown bulletin board is active if some you need MORE

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  49. For the record...I blogged about VG posting his own reviews because it struck me as funny. If you actually read my blog...it's positive. AND the idea of him writing his own reviews isn't far fetched based on his shameless self promotion in the past. Have you actually read the blurb posted on Netflix? It sounds like him... And reading this thread is hilarious. LOLZZZ

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  50. Thanks for the reply :)

    I, for my side, have read the bit and I think it could actually be him. It is a funny piece/thought you came up with, no question asked.

    And you're right, that thread really got out of hands and went to places...;)

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  51. The blurb on netflix doesn't sound much like him at all.

    Sorry for recommending that forum, it mostly sux... boring obsessive women.

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  52. You say boring obsessive women suck? How nasty.

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  53. BTW, I'm gonna to see a Taliban fighter on July 30. can not wait.

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  54. For everyone who wants to read about others' experience with poor Vincent aka Vinny (Vinyl-Vinny...), just see the Drowning In Brown message board.

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  55. I`ve seen the taliban fighter. Be aware, Kacha2, that there`s no happy end. Gallo`s done well though.

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  56. The drowning in brown message board is just crap.

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  57. I have seen it too and got the DVD so don't worry. But thanks let me know.
    Usually something free gift come with advance ticket in my country. The ticket is cheaper and special print one.

    I also know that few nasty groupies who always stick that forum. That's so sad.

    Here is more comfortable for me.

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  58. Kacha2, what ticket do you mean? What´s up on July 30th?
    Do you know those "groupies" personally? I think they`re making up stories there and just wish they were true. But it´s terrifying what image of Vincent they give. I suppose most of the blabla there is just lies.

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  59. Well a few of the stories from women living in LA who have met him are true. But there seem to be some weird European women who just stay on the internet all day. None of it's very specific, anyway.

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